[...or, Tilda Swinton in "We Need To Talk About Duffy"]
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First, I want to point out that the fetal Mickeys still exist. My pals and I saw this whole line in Disney World about five years ago and were mystified by how weird they were. Now, only a handful of Mickey and Minnies remain in a Hollywood Studios souvenir shop:
I want to draw your attention to the stuffed animals to the left, behind fetal Mickey. ”Why, is that a generic teddy bear?” you ask. “Why would I buy a regular ol’ teddy bear at Disney World when I could have a fetal Mickey?”
Let me tell you something. That is no regular teddy bear. That is DUFFY. Duffy the Disney Bear.